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# Remember the time you did that and dropped the gun on the butt and it went off?
Ha, good times.
(, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)
# remember it? Ive got my bollock in a jar to prove it!
(, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)
# My cousin once got barbed wire embedded in the bone in his little toe.
And the barbed wire was attached do the floor, so he couldn't go anywhere.
It was hilarious, we had to find a nearby stranger to call 999.
Soon enough, a fire engine came along and cut him free with wire cutters, and he was carted off to the hospital.

When he returned, he had the wire in a jar and he named it "toe-bait".
(, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 10:34, archived)
# i got a fishing lure stuck in my arse cheek, so a trip to the doctor later
i still have most of the lure (most was cut off) but the little bit that had to be ripped out i didn't get back.
(, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Hahahahah christ
(, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 10:43, archived)