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# Chips is better than no chips.
Do it.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:31, archived)
# the fryers will have been off for nearly 20 minutes now
the chips will be descending into lukewarmery

I fear this!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:33, archived)
#
Coat bits of potato with oil, balance them on the radiator and turn the heating up as far as it goes.
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:35, archived)
# that's pretty much how the nearest chippy does them
I always end up wanting chips when it's too late
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Do you live down my road?!
I think my chippy must keep his chips near the fryer and only give me little greasy bags of pus.

Set an alarm to go off at 2143 for chip wantage.
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:39, archived)
# thing is, I'm surroudned by takeaways
but the deep slurp is like too expensive

and the decent ones are like other side of shit and I can't be arsed to walk the 5 minute walk past the variety of stuff on the way

I'm just being lazy and I don't really need the chips

I'll do without and have a slice of tomato or something :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Treat yourself...
Have a WHOLE tomato... and maybe a pickled onion
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:44, archived)
# don't got no pickled onions
just pickled beetroots

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)
# They're almost the same...
Just whisper 'onion' as you eat it
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:53, archived)