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# and seeing the film is free, but logging off the site costs $200.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:10, archived)
# at random times every third frame will become a picture of a potted plant. The effect lasts from 2 - 7 minutes.
It is a different plant each time.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:13, archived)
# This doesn't sound like the cinema at all.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:15, archived)
# it'll be a cgi plant.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:18, archived)
# It has a laser.
There are explosions.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:20, archived)
# and a woman with big bewbs tries to run away from it, but she falls down.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:28, archived)
# In the next scene there is a man driving a tractor, but he is being UNSAFE.
Constanza warns him of the dangers of unsafe farm machinery use. He is ignored.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:31, archived)
# the audience members remain in their seats as the credits roll.
everyone wants to read all the names on the tractorman's ignore list.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:33, archived)
# Someone has blurred out the names! There are gunshots in the distance
and people screaming. The atmosphere becomes dark and biscuity.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:35, archived)
# through the haze, winslow leach is observed battling a swan.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:42, archived)
# OK YOU BOTH RUINED THE IDEA
IT CAN'T HAPPEN NOW.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:49, archived)
# Darn.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:54, archived)
# Argh. What the hell am I still doing up now?
GOOD NIGHT YOU CRAZY FOOLS.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:55, archived)
# 'night-night.
potted plant dreams.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:58, archived)
# he told you we were businessmen!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:54, archived)
# GROKPAN IS A BROKEN RE-ANIMATED CORPSE.
HE CAN NO LONGER TRUST.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:58, archived)
# I KNOW BECAUSE I KILLED HIM ONCE.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:58, archived)
# also, he was a mod.
they are a broken people.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 3:06, archived)
# I was going to keep it all free and sell tshirts
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:13, archived)
# fool! at least sell thongs as well.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:16, archived)
# I think that you and We are the lemon are both giving me bad advice so that my business will fail and you can steal my idea.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:20, archived)
# Nonsense.
We are business people, from businesses. Yes.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:23, archived)
# hell yes.
i've got so much business going on, you wouldn't even believe it.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:27, archived)