i put your cake in my arse
then i pooed it out into an envelope and posted it to father christmas as your wish list for christmas
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:22,
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excellent
at least i know what i'm getting this year (I really don't agree with giving gifts at christmas, I buy myself something I want instead of pointless tokens of shite that I really don't need cluttering my house from other people - I also tell them to buy themselves something nice from me, so it works both ways)
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:27,
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