chop her head off
then marinade it in a nice Medoc, roast it with rosemary
then serve it to her - but make sure the placecard says 'I know you shagged Paul and probably Barry as well'
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then serve it to her - but make sure the placecard says 'I know you shagged Paul and probably Barry as well'
don't laugh, this is EXACTLY the kind of thing that ends up with legal action against them
it's happened before :D
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:06,
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Probably the reason why they can only afford that bizarre quadricycle thing
As opposed to a lovely Ford Focus or somesuch.
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