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# chop her head off
then marinade it in a nice Medoc, roast it with rosemary


then serve it to her - but make sure the placecard says 'I know you shagged Paul and probably Barry as well'
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)
# She fucked the Chuckle Brothers?
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:02, archived)
# don't laugh, this is EXACTLY the kind of thing that ends up with legal action against them
it's happened before :D
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Probably the reason why they can only afford that bizarre quadricycle thing
As opposed to a lovely Ford Focus or somesuch.
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)
# still, doesn't stop them being SEX MAGNETS
:D
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)
# That's what happens when you hang around playgrounds with sweets
They all want a piece of ya
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)
# it's the circle of life, alright
that's what it is
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)
# The circle of life is merely a bollock on the CDC that is reality
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:22, archived)