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# tastes like chicken.
kicks like a donkey and bites like a motherfucker.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:02, archived)
# floats like a crocodile
stings like a crocodile.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:04, archived)
# crocodiles don't sting
unless you try to piss one out.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:05, archived)
# pfft
They sting really badly. I imagine limb-loss would sting quite a lot.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Although...
I imagine the sting in your 5th limb may hurt the most!

'Night all.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:10, archived)
# that's the after-effects of the bite, not the crocodile itself
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:11, archived)