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# Crossbreeding attempt #1
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Kangadile!
I like it. And fear it. All at once.
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:58, archived)
# fucking CRIKEY
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:58, archived)
# AAARRRRGRGGGHHHHHHH FUCK RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
 
woo!
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:58, archived)
# What do you get if you cross a crocodile and a kangaroo?
A SNAPPY JUMPER! hoho

Top 'shopping!
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Why thank you sir!
I've been struggling for a concept of which animals to splice, just saw these 2 and had to marry them up!
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:03, archived)
# ooh lordy :D
woompf!
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:00, archived)
# tastes like chicken.
kicks like a donkey and bites like a motherfucker.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:02, archived)
# floats like a crocodile
stings like a crocodile.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:04, archived)
# crocodiles don't sting
unless you try to piss one out.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:05, archived)
# pfft
They sting really badly. I imagine limb-loss would sting quite a lot.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Although...
I imagine the sting in your 5th limb may hurt the most!

'Night all.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:10, archived)
# that's the after-effects of the bite, not the crocodile itself
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:11, archived)
# That's too scary
Now kill it... please!!
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Excellent!
*clicks*
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:14, archived)
# *CLICK*
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:17, archived)
# They hunt in packs
clicked
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:42, archived)