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# Can dogs even get scurvy?
It's not like you see them eating much fruit.

Personally I believe all historical and linguistic references to dogs should be replaced by cats and vice versa.

'CRY HAVOC, LET LOOSE THE CATS OF WAR!'
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:11, archived)
# "IT'S AN ALL OUT TACTICAL CAT FIGHT."
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:12, archived)
# *tries to think up any idioms with cats in*
*fails*
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:18, archived)
# "The dogs meow" and "the cats bollocks"
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:33, archived)
# "Stones, Thelious Stones.
The Greatest Dogburglar in all the lands."
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:36, archived)
# "THROW HIM TO THE CATS"
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:36, archived)
# "What's happened to this pub?"
"It's gone to the cats since the new owners took over."

That sounds like some weird collective, like an organised crime syndicate but more FBIish
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:39, archived)
# "It's a right cats dinner"
Aaaaaaaaaand... bed time.
Turrah.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:41, archived)
# "I'm cat-tired"
"I'm off to see a man about a cat"
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:42, archived)
# "Stuff it up your jumper!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:37, archived)