You can mow down a mob of people with an AK-47 and get told offbut picking wild Arum Lilies gets you shot at dawn after being botty raped by passing baboons.
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Fri 10 Oct 2008, 20:54,
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I feel suitably fore-warned...
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 10 Oct 2008, 20:55,
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the ones in my garden didn't come to anything this yeari think a late frost got them. roots on those things go all the way to the centre of the earth
in fact the ones you are seeing may be at the other end of my plant, i'll tug my end and see if i can make one of yours disappear.
*goes off to tug end and forgets about plants
(in fact the ones you are seeing may be at the other end of my plant, i'll tug my end and see if i can make one of yours disappear.
*goes off to tug end and forgets about plants
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Fri 10 Oct 2008, 20:58,
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