...the sturgeon genital has determined that forceful auto-erotic-manipulation whilst looking at pictures of the incumbent vice president may be hazardous to your well being, unlike the autopluker2000, which is approved by the central scrutinizer and does not leave the physical and emotional scarring of lesser kits.
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OneOfSome,
Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:36,
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he used to cut my lawn......he was a very nice boy... he used to cut my lawn... he was a very nice boy...
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:40,
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