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# i'll shoot ya...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 7:56, archived)
# is that a tapeworm escaping her hideous flesh?
here's a crazy guy i'm trying to get people to watch.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:04, archived)
# Hahaha
I have to agree with him. Well when he says 'many people think that I'm an idiot and many people think I've lost my mind.

White trashy mother?! Racist gimptard!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:08, archived)
# it's not his fault, though.
obama is a test-tube baby.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:13, archived)
# He wanted a womb with a view?
yadda da da, da daaaaaaaaaaa

EDIT:HAHAHAHAHA! 'People have asked me to prove Obama is homosexual. I have it here in this stack.'
Then changes subject. Well that's enough proof for me!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:16, archived)
# THIS ANDROID... THIS MAN IS NOT HUMAN.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:17, archived)
# He doesn't have blood you know?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:20, archived)
# delicious android blood.
mmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:31, archived)
#
ca.youtube.com/watch?v=c4NGCZvfccw&feature=related

He amazes me. He's complete divoid of reality. He's ranting on about these alegations and brings the most stunning evidence.
Why is Obama trash? It says so in Psalms 10!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:32, archived)
# i do love the freakshows.
this one is snowballing in many directions.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:39, archived)
# uh yeah...
...i could take about 3 seconds before i needed to click him into oblivion.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:09, archived)
# I love the way he says you have to watch the post to understand why Obama is the devil.
And then the whole thing is about how single mothers are evil as ther is not father there and how he wants single fathers to kill him.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:13, archived)
# o, keep watching. he's insane.
"god's going to tear your breasts off you!"
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:19, archived)
# Christ The Remover of Moobs:P
HAHAHAHA if you vote for Obama God will give you cancer!

Lordy! Any preachers that vote for Obama will die in a bizarre sexual act!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:21, archived)
# What an asshole
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:29, archived)
# *sings arsehole song*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:35, archived)
# *joins*


morning rg!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 9:02, archived)
# 'ningles matey.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Man.
tgmtrfh

Edit: your text, that is, not the video.
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Not real!!! Close though... there's a bridge, and a helecopter-- but no shark!!!

edited subject line for clarity, of a sort.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:13, archived)
# Happy happy day
:)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:14, archived)
# Thx.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:19, archived)
# were you aware your username was on fire?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:25, archived)
# Yes.
I blamed you. Now that you're here I won't anymore.
Much more fun to talk behind your back. Hehehehe.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:33, archived)
# Join the queue
The voices were ther first:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:13, archived)
# oooh
happy candleday!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:31, archived)
# Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:34, archived)
# happy b3taday :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:20, archived)
# heh she looks like an older paris hilton in that pic!
Same jaw and sleepy expression.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)
# i will give the first person who can successfully toss off to this thread
a jaffa cake

subtitled: sneaky pea
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:14, archived)
# done.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:15, archived)
# that was quick
it doesnt count if you started off looking at craigs list ads ...
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:16, archived)
# crap.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:17, archived)
# the small print
toss session must be initiated and completed solely by looking at p4linpics. there is no time limit although taking more than four hours to overcome flaccidity may be considered psycho-traumatic-erectile-dysfunction. p4lin may not be used anally so as to prevent any puns pertaining to p4lins in the ass. egyptology afficionados may use a p4limpset to achieve the final result but this must contain effigies provided in this thread. you must be this big to climb on this ride. thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:25, archived)
# does that include...
...rape kits?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:31, archived)
# ...
the sturgeon genital has determined that forceful auto-erotic-manipulation whilst looking at pictures of the incumbent vice president may be hazardous to your well being, unlike the autopluker2000, which is approved by the central scrutinizer and does not leave the physical and emotional scarring of lesser kits.
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:36, archived)
# he used to cut my lawn...
...he was a very nice boy... he used to cut my lawn... he was a very nice boy...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:40, archived)
# get me some shots of her corpse and 30 seconds.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:32, archived)
# don't get no jizz upon that sofa...
...sofa.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:42, archived)
# Aber beklecker nicht das Sofa, Sofa!

Mach es sehr schnell
Rein und raus
Magisches Schwein
Bis es spritzt, spritzt, spritzt, spritzt
Feuer!
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:46, archived)
# i got a better idea...
...fuck me, you ugly son of a bitch (you ugly son of a bitch)...(this line sure must look weird taken out of context, when some might not know what the fuck we're talking about...haa haa haa!)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:54, archived)
# too late...
...&%$$#@!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:17, archived)
# I have cravings for jaffa cakes
but not that much
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:17, archived)
# here, have mine. it's soggy.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:55, archived)
# yeah
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:48, archived)
# huuuraaay more donkeys in politics!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)