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# Ha Ha! too much B3ta for you methinks
shame they didn't use magenta stained glass
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:20, archived)
# I've been putting off taking a photo of some very CDCesque bushes
that are outside a restaurant on my way home from work. However, if this is our new thing I may not resist any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:21, archived)
# a bush in the shape of a cock?
gotta be done
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)
# The cock bit's a bit pointy
but all the bushy cocks are complemented by two bushy testicles as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Take your shears with you
do a bit of topiary before you take the photo. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Pruning another man's cockbush?
Aren't there rules against such things?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:25, archived)
# not for women
there are no rules for women.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Don't say things like that to girls like me.
I'm very suggestible.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)
# there's nothing to hold you back Fae
you can do WHATEVER you like!!!!

do it - go on DO IT... who can stop you anyway?

No one! That's who!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# I SHALL BE ALL THAT I CAN BE
after my nap *zzz*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# I wasn't trying to get you to achieve anything
other than mischief...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)
# not if you are a licensed mohel
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)
# I broke off my really long thumbnail yesterday, by accident.
True story.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# and does mr wow have bifurcated poos now?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Certainly not.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# oh, so many possible jokes....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Easy, I'll try and take a photo tonight.
Wish me luck in getting my mum to pull over so I can take photos of penile topiary.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:23, archived)
# You have to promise to ask her using those exact words, though...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Cross my heart. That'll probably talk her round, knowing my mum.
Who is just like me except worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)
# That is both lovely, and scary at the same time.
*enormous hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)
# :D She's brilliant.
Imagine me if I was actually frighteningly intelligent in a mathsy way. Like if Kebab and I had a baby. Who was my mum.

*beeeeeg huuuug*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Resistance is futile
or so TNG tells me
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Nomborg.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)