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# *turns up in white fur pimp coat brandishing a horse speculum*
Ah, Mr Broon. If you'd just like to lie back on this table and undo your flies please.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:05, archived)
# you're going to put that thing in my cock?
When I said "metal implements" I just meant the scrapey thing and the cool little mirror for seeing round corners.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)
# This is modern medicine dear boy, not the dark ages
*force feeds speculum and strokes rest of face with corner of furry coat*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)
# *tries to look grateful*
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(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)
# That'll be £6000 please.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)