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# Worst Job in the universe? #5

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(Virulent, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)
# explain please?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# The guy has to wear that uniform
but it's not his colour, and he feels deep shame.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# I didn't realise one could claim ownership
of a colour...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Don't bother
all the best ones are gone.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# orange phone company own the colour orange
royal mail own red...
what else?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# T-Mobile = Magenta
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)
# well, they are a bunch of cocks,
so that works.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# just out of interest
what's left?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# it's the
opposite of right you mentalist
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)
# FUCK YOU
you're always showing me up in front of people...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)
# why don't you have another drink then
Hemmingway... we all know how much more interesting you get when you've had another drink...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# it must be so hard being
PREFECT... everywhere except the bed room!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# *slaps*
HOW DARE YOU?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)
# yeah - your mother was right about me
I bet you both feel so much better now that I've proved it!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Are you having fun with yourself?
I certainly am.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# :D
it passes the time until the cold embrace of death...

also - it tends to amuse Freebs.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:05, archived)
# That's right



when I'm around, and even when I'm not.....
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# :D
ha - well, if you will leave your email address where I can find it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)
# I want a divorce!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# HA!
where will you go? Who's going to put up with you ... that's the only reason you haven't left me until now - you're so scared of dying alone you can't bring yourself to leave me.

You make me sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Stop it, please
stop it - I can't fight any more...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)
# figting's all we've got left
it's this or give up now...

*pours another drink*

I've hated you for so long I've forgotten what it feels like to be happy?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)
# WE WERE NEVER HAPPY
you were drunk and I was young and in love... but we were never happy...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Well - at least I've remaind constant
*chokes back large glass of Midori and grimaces before pouring himself a larger one*

you just got old and bitter... but who can blame you? I sucked your youth away like so much Slushy Pup and threw away the ice filled cup when I was finished.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)
# *sobs*
thank God we never had any children
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:17, archived)
# yeah
heaven forbid there should ever be any joy in this house... or laugher... or love.

heaven forbid there should ever be anything to remind you how old and dead you already are...

there's only you and me and the ticking clock until one of us stops.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)
# you would have broken them like you've broken me
who could grow up with you as a father? Who could survive that ordeal and come out of it unscathed but still unloved...

You ... you... y... I'm glad it's only me that's had to live through this torment... that I've saved other people from having to endure it... to endure you
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)
# That's right - well done
YOU'RE a FUCKING MARTYR... your place in heaven is assured. Your God loves you even if no one else does.

You meet all of His criteria, tick His boxes... he doesn't need your love or you body... he doesn't want your respect or support... he just wants you to think that he's real and you're in.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)
# ha ha ha
now YOUR failure is down to MY not supporting you?

you've never needed me, you barely even know I'm here unless we run out of Midori ... and you make sure we never do.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)
# well
that was cathartic.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Rumpled Puce, Clotted Taupe
that sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)
# I claim the Clotted Taupe
I have to have SOMETHING To call my own...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Here.
Enjoy.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Mine all mine!
Hands off - no Clotted Taupe for you!!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)
# *Claims*
Step 2:...
Step 3: Profit
(Virulent, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# hhmmmm
I might look into Distant Turquoise...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# well thats what i thought
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Ok...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuehrerbunker#Events_in_1945
(Virulent, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
# too many words
one sentence please
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# End of WWII
Hitler and wife and some senior wife commit suicide, others killed/captured etc.

Meh
(Virulent, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# well i'm sure that wouldn't be too bad a job
not like clearing the concentration camps of dead people like my uncle had to.
he was one of the people who had to drive the (brain freeze) scooper mobiles that moved all the bodies into the mass graves
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# D'oh
(Virulent, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)
# but on the plus side my uncle is in the 1968 (or something like that) guiness book of records for catching the biggest dab (flat fish)
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)
# I ONCE FLICKED A BOOGER, AND IT LANDED IN MY FRIENDS MOUTH.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)
# i sat on chewing gum once
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)
# NO FULL STOP, YOU LOSE.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:03, archived)
# dammit!
..i. o_o .i..
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:09, archived)
# But leave him in the bunker, you'll never know if he's dead or not
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Schrödinger's Despot.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# I have a present for you
ö
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
# *treasures it forever*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# It has my smell on it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# FACE WITH DISPROPORTIONATELY LARGE MOUTH?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# It's how he likes 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)
# I prefer to think of it as a big mouth-obscuring nose.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
#
Ü
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# I LIKE THAT.
c:
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Schrodinger's Fuhrer.

Edit: goddamit wow.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Neeeeeeeeoooooowwwwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
# stop changing your messages slightly
I'm getting terribly confused. Have you always done this, and I've never noticed?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)
# I've always been fickle, and I'm sure you knew that already.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Not always,
Sometimes your not fickle at all, depends how you feel ;)
(Virulent, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# :D true
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)
# pfft
Ö
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# *inserts finger*
*swirls about*
*sniffs*

I should never practice dentistry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)
# i need a tooth fixing...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:03, archived)
# you can be my dentist if you like.
I like white coats and metal implements.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# *turns up in white fur pimp coat brandishing a horse speculum*
Ah, Mr Broon. If you'd just like to lie back on this table and undo your flies please.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:05, archived)
# you're going to put that thing in my cock?
When I said "metal implements" I just meant the scrapey thing and the cool little mirror for seeing round corners.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)
# This is modern medicine dear boy, not the dark ages
*force feeds speculum and strokes rest of face with corner of furry coat*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)
# *tries to look grateful*
+
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)
# That'll be £6000 please.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)