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# There's always some sort of apocalypse, followed by being chanced by the army, or some guys with fucking guns and then zombies. AND I ALWAYS END UP FUCKING STUCK IN A FUCKING DEAD END.
Bastards outsmart me every time.
(, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:12, archived)
# i've only been eaten once in my zombie dreams
in the park down the road. i don't know why zombies would go there, it's a shit park.
however, most of my furniture is flatpack so, if we ever are invaded by zombies, i can have my cabinets dismantled and my windows and doors boarded up in 5 minutes,
(, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:15, archived)