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# WHY ARE YOU UP/WHAT STRANGE COUNTRY DO YOU LIVE IN?
TELL ME. I FEED ON YOUR ANSWERS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:59, archived)
# ENGLAND. IT IS A STRANGE COUNTRY.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:00, archived)
# I WENT TO A COUNTRY ONCE.
the people there spoke my language. i didn't understand a word they were saying
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:24, archived)
# did they just smile
and give you a vegemite sandwich?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:29, archived)
# I live in a land down-under.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:36, archived)
# you'd better run
you'd better take cover
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:38, archived)
# he's already down under
no need to take cover
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:50, archived)
# can he hear
can he hear the thunder?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:53, archived)
# i'm up because i am going to bed
and i live in uk.

is nice
(I helped save b3ta! BusinessCat has a can of beans, a can of beans has he, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:00, archived)
# I am from Brazil. I get strange airline companies.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:02, archived)
# Tell me about Brazil.
In the form of a Haiku.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:02, archived)
# My country, in Haiku
Brazil does have
Fat butts and commies
And football shit
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:07, archived)
# 4-6-4? Or am I reading it wrong?
Still. THANK YOU :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:08, archived)
# IT´S MODERN.
And, perharps, cubist.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:17, archived)
# A Dadaist haiku, eh? Could catch on in the jazz world.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:18, archived)
# I like the fat butts in Brazil
 
also: trannies
NOT JUST FOR CARNIVAL
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:21, archived)
#
BRAZIL IS AROUND.
I HEAR THEY HAVE BUILDINGS.
I AWAKE TURGID.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:23, archived)
# I LIVE IN THE UK AND I CAN NOT SLEEP
AND I SMELL LIKE ONIONS TODAY
IT IS FAR TOO HOT IN HERE, MY BRAIN HURTS, MY TOOTH BROKE IN HALF AND MY LEGS AREN'T DOING WHAT I TELL THEM TO :(
also i smiled at a girl in tescos and she smiled back :)
i'm tired and i bought a cheese cake
I lay in bed and my brain keeps pumping and when i close my eyes it gets lighter instead of darker and i can't sleep
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:02, archived)
# You're a tortured soul.
Have you considered forming a shit band?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:03, archived)
# I have no rhythm
nor the ability to play any other instrument but the triangle and that log that went TICK TOCK TICK TOCK like that when u hit either end
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:04, archived)
# I nearly made
an electric triangle.
We could have been famous.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:12, archived)
# and my image is on the popular page - yay
but not the frontpage? wah :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:03, archived)
# there's a front page?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:04, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/thefrontpage
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:06, archived)
# *bookmarks*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:10, archived)
# ARGHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
BastardBastardBastardBastardBastardBastard
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:20, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:24, archived)
# I HOPE YOU HAVE BOOKMARKED THIS HELPFUL RESOURCE FOR FUTURE REFERENCE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:25, archived)
# I'M COLD AND THERE ARE WOLVES AFTER ME
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:04, archived)
# wolves are great :)
*passes you a blanket*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:05, archived)
# *gets snuggly in blankets*
wolves are not great when you dream about one blowing you away with an uzi.
no, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:06, archived)
# are they liqcorish (i can't spell) bullets?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:07, archived)
# no, they're not liquorice bullets
they are the hurty, death-dealing type
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:08, archived)
# surely you are bullet proof like all super heroesses?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:09, archived)
# of course
but, unlike normal mortals, my super-powers don't work in my dreams.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:10, archived)
# have you tried sleeping wrapped in tin foil?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:13, archived)
# yes.
it makes you very sweaty.
that's the last time i drop an e before bed. i thought i was an oven ready turkey.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:16, archived)
# That's torn it
now I won't be able to sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:30, archived)
# *self-bastes*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:31, archived)
# You're not
being very helpful.

*imagines debasting scene*


(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:45, archived)
# helpful, eh?
check out my juicy thighs and tender breast meats...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:48, archived)
# GIBLETS!

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:51, archived)
# not on a first date
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:54, archived)
# I keep dreaming about zombies. It's getting tiresome.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:09, archived)
# i love dreaming about zombies
it's like getting to watch a brand-new zombie film that no-one else will ever see!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:11, archived)
# There's always some sort of apocalypse, followed by being chanced by the army, or some guys with fucking guns and then zombies. AND I ALWAYS END UP FUCKING STUCK IN A FUCKING DEAD END.
Bastards outsmart me every time.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:12, archived)
# i've only been eaten once in my zombie dreams
in the park down the road. i don't know why zombies would go there, it's a shit park.
however, most of my furniture is flatpack so, if we ever are invaded by zombies, i can have my cabinets dismantled and my windows and doors boarded up in 5 minutes,
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:15, archived)
# i can't remember the last dream i had
i think it was in 2005 when i dreamt i was falling and i fell out of bed and bashed my head or the time in 1999 when i dreamt the same dream over and over for months on end, that was scary (i can't remember the dream but there was a shadow / girl / electricity and glass) i do not like glass or electiricity and it does not like me
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:12, archived)
# Not a big dreamer then?
I find I dream more with irregular sleep patterns and after a beer or two.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:13, archived)
# i day dream alot
mostly about ladies bottoms and chocolate and cake mostly
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:15, archived)
# you are probably a deep sleeper, then
i dream almost every night, it's great
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:17, archived)
# i have 4 alarm clocks i sleep through
i ended up getting an alarm clock designed to wake deaf people, it shakes the bed but i'm starting to sleep through that too :(
(when my body actually feels the need to sleep)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:22, archived)
# i'm often a light sleeper
which is why i dream a lot and have a snore that shakes buildings. i've suffered from insomnia for years, i find that camomile tea with a spoonful of honey is very helpful.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:26, archived)
# IT ALL STARTED IN NINETEEN DICKEDDY-SIX. WE HAD TO CALL IT DICKEDDY BACK THEN AS THE GERMANS STOLE OUR WORD FOR THIRTY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:08, archived)
# those bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:08, archived)
# I WORE AN ONION TIED TO MY BELT, WHICH WAS THE STYLE BACK THEN
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:09, archived)
# My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:11, archived)
# I AM THE LINDBERG BABY!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:12, archived)
# Why do you smell of onions?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 4:24, archived)
# I am up at this hour because of medication
I live in Wales

yes have a penny

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:02, archived)
# DURGS ARE GOOD FOR YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:06, archived)
# This is often the case
but is often not the case

It depends on the case

So I'm told
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:14, archived)
# I've heard conflicting stories about drug use from b3ta.com/board/8831065
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:17, archived)
# I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness
in a recurring loop of confliction
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:19, archived)
# MOLOCH! SOLITUDE! FILTH! UGLINESS!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:29, archived)
# You patrol the negro streets at dawn
so I'm told
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:45, archived)
# i live in wales too
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:06, archived)
# It is rainy here
yet we get on with it
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:10, archived)
# You too?
And in Wales too!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:24, archived)
# It is rainy here
yet we get on with it

in Pontypridd's negro streets at dawn
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 4:00, archived)
# i am in china
but i am technically homeless.

smell my fearsome stench!!!!
(zombiejosh wrow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:03, archived)
# STEAL ME SOME CHEAP BATTERIES.
ZINC CHLORIDE ONES PLEASE. SO THEY ARE SHIT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:05, archived)
# It's mid afternoon at work in New Zealand
and I'm trying to read b3ta without too many others seeing I'm wasting time
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:06, archived)
# HIGH FIVE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:10, archived)
# STEAL FIVE!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:11, archived)
# ACCIDENTAL TOUCHING OF SWIMSUIT AREA ON PURPOSE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:16, archived)
# YURFH. MY AREA.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:17, archived)
# IT WAS ON ACCIDENT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:26, archived)
# I FORGIBE YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:27, archived)
# English immigrant in Wales,
land of two seasons, damp and cold and damp.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:07, archived)
# this ^
liquid sunshine!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:09, archived)
# there's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:12, archived)
# Ah thats S. Wales accent
the really sunny bit.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:27, archived)
# i'm from north wales
really, really north.
it's called liverpool.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:31, archived)
#
america.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:13, archived)
# i thought you died?
AMERICAN - FUCK YEAH! something something something words words lyrics!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:14, archived)
# I wish to know more. Can I visit you? Can we go on a picnic?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:14, archived)
# it made me think 'Ted Bovis'.
Mind you a lot of things make me think 'Ted Bovis'
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:14, archived)
# especially looking at the hi-de-hi porn site
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:18, archived)
# *googles Hi de Hi*
*feigns innocence*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:29, archived)
# lies!
you know full well you've got the naked su pollard scratch n' sniff cards!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:32, archived)
# Googles 'scratch 'n' sniff'
*sicks*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:56, archived)
# naked su pollard scratch n' sniff cards?

I liked you for ages but now you sicken me.

How wrong this is.

A regrettable episode.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 4:09, archived)
# I live in the U.S.
and I am up because I took a nap after work, then got up to eat dinner and scratch mosquito bites for a few hours.

Now I'm getting ready to go back to bed. I still itch.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:13, archived)
# Mosquitos are nasty things.
A moth flew at me earlier. Lucky they'll all be hiding/dying/whatever now it's winter time.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:15, archived)
# top tip for your profile where it says <img src=blah blah blah"> put <img width=100% src=blah blah blah">
that way it'll auto resize :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:17, archived)
# You can't insert a 100% width attribute in CSS coding.
Not that I've ever seen, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:19, archived)
# what did you do with your profile to make it fit the page?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:20, archived)
# I didn't. It doesn't.
Unless you've a stupidly large monitor.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:21, archived)
# yes i do
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:23, archived)
# 2812px × 1900px?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:24, archived)
# actually no 1920x something or other
but it does resize when you view background image :p
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:25, archived)
# Yep, but otherwise it's centred and cropped.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:27, archived)
# oh yeah
there is a plugin somewhere that resizes stuff oo0 tireds kciking in - beddy bues!
BYE b3ta BYE!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:28, archived)
# calamine lotion is your friend
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:19, archived)
# I live in California. I fight fascism.
The sun just set into the ocean. I know because I saw it.

Let's see, there must be something else I can say. I spent the day on my tractor. I was transplanting ferns!

Now i'm eating nut and can't type.

Oh, I took a picture. Hold the phone.....

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:22, archived)
# Sounds awesome, brah.
Say hello to California for me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:25, archived)
# Here we go. Ferns!!!
California says hello. And it wants more reruns of the Young Ones. I love your photoshops, bythe way.
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:30, archived)
# Looks killer. I've always wanted to visit, but the flight is stupidly long.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:33, archived)
# It's probably over rated.
In a nutshell- Air, trees, humans, cars, birds. The birds are often very good. I have a chipmunk.

Great mountain biking. But I would bet that the culture is sorely lacking in comparison to where you are. I do my best to make great espresso. And ignore republican demands.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:42, archived)
# mmmm
home of the SoCal roll....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:28, archived)
# I will have no part of that stuff.
I do however love the Tour de France.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:45, archived)
# i'd rather cycle than watch others do it
sushi, however, is delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:51, archived)
# I looove cycling. I pretty much hate all sports. But that Tour is great.
And I've never had sushi. I'm just a plain old ordinary hick.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 4:09, archived)
# Because GOO.
But I am tired now and can't construct.
Good night!

Also, Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:23, archived)
# ENJOY SLEEP, SIR.
ps DO YOU HAVE MARIO KART WII?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:25, archived)
# I don't.
I've played it for a short while but it didn't really grab me.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:27, archived)
# How am I to kick your arse online now? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:30, archived)
# i'm awake because it's early - half past midnight.
i'm in strange canada. feed on me.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 5:30, archived)