In that case
surely you should be confused by me being both a woman and able to string a sentence together without going 'mmmmmmng I'm Gemma Atkinson and I like chips, home and away and men who only love me for my fake knockers and face of a small boy'.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:44,
archived)
She wouldn't look twice at my wallet
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:48,
archived)