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# Woaaah!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:56, archived)
# If a fox flung a bat at me I'd be weirded out too...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Foxes fling bats at me all the time.

I'm like a bat magnet to them.

A shitty fucking bat magnet.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)
# A gorgeous shitty fucking bat magnet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)
# I never had a fox complaining at my door

hello btw!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)
# foxes are
nutoriously easy going and seldom complain.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:12, archived)
# There's a really mangy one round my way
he sits on a garage roof staring at me on hot days
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:13, archived)
# I have foxes in my garden, and they steal shoes and hide the torn up remains in my shed.
Along with stinking poos.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Hello!
Sorry, went to get coffee and biscuits.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)
# I have Tunnocks Wafers
swapsies?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Oh my yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:29, archived)
# *hands over*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:35, archived)
# is that a pic of you down there?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Aye, the half cut woman with the white head thing,
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)
# more pics of Cap'n wow on B3TA now
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Nahee. Nyet. Nein. Non. No.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)
# oui, ken etc.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:44, archived)
# I'll just pop this here.


the tfl site won't even admit the station is closed so it gota be pretty bad. Especially when you hear a police radio sounding 'do the know where the body is'.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:20, archived)
# I want to come and live with you
NOTHING happens in Tring.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:21, archived)
# You dont want to live in London
It smells, nothing works, and the people are ghastly.

Apart from the Cockney B3tans, obviously
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:24, archived)
# There is that.
But it is boring here. I don't live here, luckily, I live in MiniHarrow (Aylesbury).
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:26, archived)
# *stands aghast* Aylesbury is not a MiniHarrow!
It's clean with lovely scenery and every other two up, two down house isn't being turned into 6 flats!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Like fuck is it.
I live in a nice bit and even that's not that nice any more. I suppose it's the Southcourt bastards littering up the place *goes to get rifle*.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:36, archived)
# FIGHT!!!!
*fetches jelly*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Eh?
And people accuse women of stirring stuff. It's always you lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:38, archived)
# sorry
doing that pic up there has made me go all Nuts Reader
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:40, archived)
# In that case
surely you should be confused by me being both a woman and able to string a sentence together without going 'mmmmmmng I'm Gemma Atkinson and I like chips, home and away and men who only love me for my fake knockers and face of a small boy'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:44, archived)
# She wouldn't look twice at my wallet
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:48, archived)
# You need to visit the Ghetto of Harrow to truely appreciate how lovely it is where you live.
I go and visit the in-laws and then I can't drive home to Watford fast enough!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:40, archived)
# I did used to, quite a lot
a friend from college lived there.

WA'FUD. The number 500 goes from my house to your house. Yep.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:42, archived)
# don't start saying anything bad about Watford, thankyou very much!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:48, archived)
# FFS, I had no intention of.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:53, archived)
# I shall add a crowsnest to the roof so you can keep lookout!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:24, archived)
# That would be sweet as hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Then we could get rid of the CCTV and put us signs saying
This street is Wow protected.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Protection is extra
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Not since
the great train robbery was planned there
(I helped save b3ta! dragon drop : worlds best self-deprecator, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Must all those pesky Iberian deathworms that live in the under-London
They never respect the undersiders KnightsBridge treaty of 1664 that was arranged by Mr Pepys.

Edit I would suggest you avoid the circle line for a few days and instead use the old Roman Minotaur Maze that runs off the lost station at Bank Street.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Yes I think I read something about it in The Mail.
But since this whole PPP thing I think they're installing a new megataur.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Aren't they selling loads of secret tunnels?
Probably build a load of 'exclusive' apartments in them
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:36, archived)
# What station? I don't recognise it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Earls Court innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:24, archived)
# where have you hidden boddy ?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:24, archived)
# WHAT ABOUT FOX NONCES
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Firefoxbat? :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Rocketbat!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)
# That's batterwang!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:02, archived)
# but I bet he doesn't have WINGS OF STEEL!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Wooooooooooooah
Body fo-orm! Body formed for terminators.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Burning out his fuel out here alone!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)
# what an impressive bat
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)
#



(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)
# This image makes me smile
though know not why
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:14, archived)
# I thought they were fox tails for a sec
*is less confused now*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)
# And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
Till touch down brings me round again to find
I’m not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no I’m a rocket bat
Rocket bat, burning out his fuse up here alone
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Took me a while to realise it wasnt a cock
/needs to see a medical professional
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)
# With all these 'specialist' websites, cocks are beginning to take all shapes and forms
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:12, archived)
# ....?
which bit?

(hello btw)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)
# woah
that is one fat-arsed monkey!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:14, archived)