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# Expensive shoes are the best things in the world.
Because they're pretty and they make people really angry for no reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:04, archived)
# I don't like you standing on my bollocks with your stillettos,
that's why I get angry.

It's got nothing to do with the price of the shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:07, archived)
# come on
to crush you in cheap shoes would be an insult.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)
# that's true.
carry on.

*braces*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:18, archived)
# But that's what you get for sitting on the dance floor
with your flobbies out
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)
# ^ wisdom, right there.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:15, archived)
# nonsense
I can't dance.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:16, archived)
# No, I meant more along the sage advice
of absenting one's flobbies for dance-floors and other related areas of hi-jinx, japery, and spaces dedicated to the having of the fun.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:21, archived)
# I know.
I was saying that I'm rarely in these places anyway. But if I happened to be there with the Capt, I dare say my flobbies would be out. I would be trying to keep them away from spiked heels though.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# I've said it before,
You're a wise man, sir. Can't fault you on that.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)