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# haha, what do you mean?
(, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:27, archived)
# Hahhaahahah
Ok, to set aside any paranoia

today as I roamed through the zoo towards one of our bird houses, i came upon a rather pathetic looking mouse, all wiped out in the middle of the pathway. I stopped, curious at how this little creature didn't scuttle off as I approached, but it didn't; it seemed like a useless mouse that had just run a marathon and was completely exhausted, and quite frankly was flumped to the ground and staying put in exhaustion.

I had in my hand a rigid A4 envelope with which I proceeded to scoop up our little friend to see if their was much life in it, which after bits of twitching I realized their might be; so I me and a keeper (who had arrived on the scene) decided to leave it gently somewhere quiet to either die of recover and hence scurry off into Regent's Park

Upon returning from the Aviary the little fella was still there, but motionless

So I prodded it with a twig

it needed somewhere quiet to die :(


(, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:42, archived)
# oh dear
so my brain is a dying mouse? :D
(, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:44, archived)
# HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF CALLING YOU A TWIG
BLADES AT DAWN SIR!

I shall meet you at 04:30 tomorrow in Santiago de Chile, just past the lawn on the right of the airport on the left, about three yards up


(, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:51, archived)