Of course, I am talking nonsense.
It's just a malicious rumour I like to spread now and again.
Just like Val likes to spread Pam's boak
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you believed it to be true :)
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Not since 1997 when I first heard it.
I still tell interested strangers the story as if it's true though.
*buffs liar badge*
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