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# All he needs to do is stand on one leg and lean a bit
or jump up and down.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:37, archived)
# How can he jump?
Everybody knows Elephants can't jump!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Ah seen a ski jump. Ah seen a long jump. Ah seen a naked lady take a dump.
but ah be done seen bout evrything, when I see an elephant jump.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Those things are pretty tough for him.
If he loses balance and topples, it's almost a 98% fatality rate.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:44, archived)
# almost as if whoever designed him wanted him to fail.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:45, archived)