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# i am making a patchwork blanket
i know that's boring as fuck, but i'm skint and it's cold.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:49, archived)
# Patchwork, fancy, does it have geeraffes on it?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:51, archived)
# nope, it's all woolen squares
i've hand-knitted every single bloody one.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:04, archived)
# You have 3 options
1. Keep the quilt because you are poor and cold.
2. Sell the quilt for money to buy petrol. Drink some to forget your poorness and burn the rest to remove the cold.
3. Burn the quilt while wearing it. Removes quilt, poorness and yourself :(

Do not choose option 3.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:53, archived)
# the quilt is a gift for my niece
i shall have hot tea and wear my dressing gown.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:05, archived)