It will not happen
It has never happened and never will.
Just take deep breaths if you feel you are getting too 'nice'.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:04,
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Thank you for
the kind words of support in what has been a difficult year.
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:09,
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