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# hehe.
I have quite a long driveway and I lock the gate. I did get told off by the police because the kid who delivers the local advertiser was not getting the hint when I repeatedly told him I did not want that spam litter on my porch. I may have been over-zealous with my last orders for him. However I don't get the advertiser any longer.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:50, archived)
# what about the guy fawkes kiddies
and the xmas carol singers?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Short Shrift dear boy.
Short shrift. celebrating Christmas is not something I ever do and am quite open about that so may their god help the god squad that come preaching their nonsense at my door.
And Bonfire night? Are you kidding me? Why won't somebody tell these kids they are glorifying terrorism by catholic fundamentalists. It should be banned.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:58, archived)
# twas a glistening winter evening
a knock I hear
candles glowing through the glass of the door
an open door, a chirpy rendition of "GOD BLESS YE MERRY GENT"
me: "Awww, that's nice" *SLAMS DOOR SHUT*
"LEMENn urr? UH? wha?"

ahh, I was amused :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:04, archived)
# haha
when I used to deliver advertisers as a lad, one stroppy git told me to 'post' his directly in the bin, which I faithfully did, every week...

edit: when I wasn't just chucking the whole lot, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:53, archived)
# That's the kind of paperboy I want.
And not one who's mother calls the police just because he happened to pee himself when I was chatting to him.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:56, archived)
# kids today...
whatever happened to cutting corners and keeping out of trouble, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:58, archived)