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# 'ning


Made this for a Halloween party we're starting to think no-one will come to.
How's everyones plans for the night, and have you got a costume sorted?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:38, archived)
# heehee! i love this
my costume will be a cheap Hulk mask I bought at 7-Eleven. It's even funnier because I'm rather slender to put it mildly. And it's uproariously funny when anyone in a mask says "Hulk Smash" even if their mask isn't The Hulk.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:40, archived)
# I decorate the entire hostel for the week and dress up.
Everyone always is a complete twunt and never bothers!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:40, archived)
# do any guests go "AAARG SATANISTS!!!" and then run off in terror?
that would amuse me

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:46, archived)
# I am going to Lincoln to see a mate ive not seen in yonks.
I will be dressed as a pirate.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:41, archived)
# very nice!
Got a party to go to, but no costume...
*gets old sheet and scissors*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:42, archived)
# I've almost completed my
Sailor Fuku which will have tentacles protruding from various areas, simulating good old tentacle rape.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:44, archived)
# how lovely
also useful for children's parties, then?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:49, archived)
# its
educational.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:51, archived)
# costume what now?
spend money on yet another hallmark holiday designed to convince fools to part with their cash for a totally fabricated event?
Not today thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:42, archived)
# I pity
the trick or treaters that ring your bell... :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:44, archived)
# I pity the guy who has to pry the rounds out of the other side of the street
:D

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:48, archived)
# hehe.
I have quite a long driveway and I lock the gate. I did get told off by the police because the kid who delivers the local advertiser was not getting the hint when I repeatedly told him I did not want that spam litter on my porch. I may have been over-zealous with my last orders for him. However I don't get the advertiser any longer.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:50, archived)
# what about the guy fawkes kiddies
and the xmas carol singers?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Short Shrift dear boy.
Short shrift. celebrating Christmas is not something I ever do and am quite open about that so may their god help the god squad that come preaching their nonsense at my door.
And Bonfire night? Are you kidding me? Why won't somebody tell these kids they are glorifying terrorism by catholic fundamentalists. It should be banned.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:58, archived)
# twas a glistening winter evening
a knock I hear
candles glowing through the glass of the door
an open door, a chirpy rendition of "GOD BLESS YE MERRY GENT"
me: "Awww, that's nice" *SLAMS DOOR SHUT*
"LEMENn urr? UH? wha?"

ahh, I was amused :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:04, archived)
# haha
when I used to deliver advertisers as a lad, one stroppy git told me to 'post' his directly in the bin, which I faithfully did, every week...

edit: when I wasn't just chucking the whole lot, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:53, archived)
# That's the kind of paperboy I want.
And not one who's mother calls the police just because he happened to pee himself when I was chatting to him.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:56, archived)
# kids today...
whatever happened to cutting corners and keeping out of trouble, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:58, archived)
# I once went to a Star Wars convention dressed as a Stormtrooper
which was a right laugh, the getting to it bit :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:44, archived)
# getting to an event dressed up
is half the fun. wandering through the center of Leeds in a radiation suit with a blue alien was entertaining.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Hahahaha, yes quite
a good thing we had a few ales first
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:58, archived)
# I close all the curtains turn off all the lights and set landmines around the property
:)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Release the bees...
and the dogs...
and the dogs with bees in their mouths so that when they bark they spray bees everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:53, archived)