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# The filthy dog has had a bad life, full of pain and rejection, living from whatever he can find to eat.
HE IS HAPPY.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 6:59, archived)
# Does analysing our behaviour make us sad?
Does picking apart the cinematography of your favourite movie make it less enjoyable?

MAYBE TAKE THINGS AT FACE VALUE FOR A WHILE.

HAPPY HAPPY DOG DOG MAYBE HE'S YOUR SOCIAL BETTER.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 7:01, archived)
# CAN YOU BE HAPPIER THAN A RETARDED FILTHY DOG THAT WANTS NOTHING MORE THAN INSTRUCTIONS FROM YOU?
IS THAT WHAT YOU NEED TO BE HAPPY? INSTRUCTIONS?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 7:06, archived)
# DO SOME PUSHUPS AND GIVE ME TEN BUCKS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 7:06, archived)
# SERIOUSLY, IF ANYONE READING THIS DOES SOME PUSHUPS, THEY WILL FEEL HAPPIER.
I WON'T CHASE YOU FOR THE MONEY BUT I BET YOU SEND IT TO ME BECAUSE I MADE YOU HAPPY AGAIN.

DO SOME PUSHUPS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 7:12, archived)
# YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO ADMIT TO IT
JUST GO AND DO SOME PUSHUPS, YOU KNOW THAT FOR THIRTY SECONDS OF EXERTION YOU'LL GET ENDORPHINS FOR THE NEXT TEN MINUTES OR SO
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 7:17, archived)
# GIVE ME TEN BUCKS BECAUSE YOU WANT TO
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 7:20, archived)