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# It's after a conversation with Mooglemania at work
when we were talking about the Is It Christmas Yet website and he said someone should make an 'Am I a Twat' website. So I did.

I need to add a wider range of phrases so any suggestions from anyone will probably make it in. It has to in some way refer to the viewer as a twat
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)
# I'll gaz you some, but not today
I am completely sleep deprived.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Awesome, I'll keep an eye out.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)
# haha
In Japanese it's "Baka da ro!", if you're interested...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:35, archived)
# I'm sure that a number 37 on my local takeaway's menu.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:36, archived)
# good
with hoi sin sauce...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Naaa fish sauce:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Added.
Thank you. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 11:10, archived)
# yay!
I am part of a prestigious internet art project!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Woo!
I made an art.

*dances artily*
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)
# That about
You is a hooooj twat -at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Also added.


EDIT: Also now with added credit. If you make a suggestion I will quote you as the source of the quote. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 11:46, archived)
# How about
You. Now with added furry clam.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Ron Jeremy has professional knowledge of you.
If you were two feet taller you'd be a tit!

Patent male balding will make you a shaven haven.

Shall I compare thee to a Summer's day? No coz you're a twat!

If the cosmos is infinite and time is a concept, The relative nexus of their concepts say you're a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Done
and done.

EDIT: And done and done also.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Ask your mummy she knows.
LOLTwat

And our survey said: TWAT.

You are the only twat visible with the naked eye from space.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Oddly enough already have added something similar
Although I will add LOLTwat. :)

I wonder if I can add pictures as well? Hmmm...

EDIT: Having tested it it seems I can. w00t!
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:10, archived)
# What like
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Since it's b3tards do you think it's okay to link
directly to it?
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Yeah of if you want I can host it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)
# I'd be okay to host it
It just means extra work if I do. I'll leave it linked for now, after all that's what b3tards was designed for. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8846914
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)
# To call you a Twat
would be an insult to the orifice you came out of at birth
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Added in.
Thank you. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Just sent you the first 550:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Haha
Yes in 550 different languages? Nice. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 11:06, archived)