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# 'ning!
I awoke to the dulcet strains of NPR political commentary. I'm going back to bed now.

17 more days
(I helped save b3ta! coccyx approves this message, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)
# not nearly as doable as palin
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)
# I stoatily disagree!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)
# 'Ning Ghostie,
How's tricks?

Look, I made a thingy.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Hahahaha
What the shuddering fuck?!

'ningles.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:27, archived)
# It's after a conversation with Mooglemania at work
when we were talking about the Is It Christmas Yet website and he said someone should make an "Am I a Twat" website. So I did.

I need to add a wider range of phrases so any suggestions from anyone will probably make it in. It has to in some way refer to the viewer as a twat
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)
# I'll gaz you some, but not today
I am completely sleep deprived.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Awesome, I'll keep an eye out.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)
# haha
In Japanese it's "Baka da ro!", if you're interested...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:35, archived)
# I'm sure that a number 37 on my local takeaway's menu.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:36, archived)
# good
with hoi sin sauce...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Naaa fish sauce:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Added.
Thank you. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 11:10, archived)
# yay!
I am part of a prestigious internet art project!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Woo!
I made an art.

*dances artily*
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)
# That about
You is a hooooj twat -at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at-at
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Also added.


EDIT: Also now with added credit. If you make a suggestion I will quote you as the source of the quote. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 11:46, archived)
# How about
You. Now with added furry clam.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Ron Jeremy has professional knowledge of you.
If you were two feet taller you'd be a tit!

Patent male balding will make you a shaven haven.

Shall I compare thee to a Summer's day? No coz you're a twat!

If the cosmos is infinite and time is a concept, The relative nexus of their concepts say you're a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Done
and done.

EDIT: And done and done also.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Ask your mummy she knows.
LOLTwat

And our survey said: TWAT.

You are the only twat visible with the naked eye from space.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Oddly enough already have added something similar
Although I will add LOLTwat. :)

I wonder if I can add pictures as well? Hmmm...

EDIT: Having tested it it seems I can. w00t!
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:10, archived)
# What like
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Since it's b3tards do you think it's okay to link
directly to it?
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Yeah of if you want I can host it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)
# I'd be okay to host it
It just means extra work if I do. I'll leave it linked for now, after all that's what b3tards was designed for. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8846914
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)
# To call you a Twat
would be an insult to the orifice you came out of at birth
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Added in.
Thank you. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Just sent you the first 550:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Haha
Yes in 550 different languages? Nice. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 11:06, archived)
# I'm weasily persuaded



and "Vote Stoat" will be this weekend's catchphrase.
(Flappers, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:24, archived)
# hahaha
woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:06, archived)
# I expect Stoat will win.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:06, archived)
# nice.
now what exactly is the difference between a stoat and a weasel?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Weasels are weasily recognised
and stoats are stoatily different.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Nooooooooooooooooo!
hahaha I haven't heard that in years!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:12, archived)
# The Game?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Good point
I haven't been on the game in years either!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)
#
slips in piss
(I helped save b3ta! oldpeopleinthecemetery, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Well...
I find weasels to be weally similar, but stoats are stoatally different...
(I helped save b3ta! oldpeopleinthecemetery, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# I meant *really*
tsk!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Stoats are bigger, live longer and have a black tip on the tail.
Also: They often go white in winter.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:13, archived)
# aha!
you've gone all zoological!
Nice googling ;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:14, archived)
# :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Oh 'really'?

justfuckinggoogleit.com/
(I helped save b3ta! oldpeopleinthecemetery, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:14, archived)
# I only asked
to see if I could elicit the old gag...

it worked.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)
# hehehe
It's a cracker right enough.
(I helped save b3ta! oldpeopleinthecemetery, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Thanks.
That's a useful link.

*adds to favourites*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:30, archived)
# You cunt!
I just woke up and that was the first link I clicked :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Haha
I Love 'Ningles. Best of a greatings.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:56, archived)
# *votes*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:09, archived)
# STOAT --x-- MONGOOSE '08
CHANGE FOR AMERICA
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:35, archived)
# He looks familiar ...
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 11:02, archived)
# ha ha
took me a sec :)
(I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Wins
=)
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Ah fuck
that took me a while. Have a *spang*.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Pure filth! :)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:23, archived)