He fell into Chloe's cleavage
and was tragically crushed.
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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright.,
Sat 18 Oct 2008, 20:08,
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Surely: "He fell into Chloe's knickers
and was vagically crushed."
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Jeru War and Piss,
Sat 18 Oct 2008, 20:12,
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Not likely,
I'd imagine it's like the Sistine Chapel in there.
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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright.,
Sat 18 Oct 2008, 20:13,
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I never thought I'd die this way
But I'd always really, really hoped
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The Coast Of Yemen,
Sat 18 Oct 2008, 20:14,
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The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Sat 18 Oct 2008, 20:21,
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can't we just cuddle?
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The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since,
Sat 18 Oct 2008, 20:34,
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you're obviously confused and aroused
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slight yoinks!,
Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:09,
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