You'll never be a proper aunty unless you spit
on that tissue . . .


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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:15,
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Didn't say how it got wet, did I?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:16,
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