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# Olympics for sale
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:48, archived)
# *leans forward and does Boris' jacket up whilst cleaning his nose with a wet hanky*
look at the state of you.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:50, archived)
# what a great representative for the nation he is.
shame he didn't stagger up for that flag with a can of special brew.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)
# it'd be half a decanter of port
and an 'I went to Eton and all I got was this lousy cravat' cravat tied round his messy head.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)
# God, no
you never do up a single-breasted jacked except at a funeral.
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Well I do
and I'm the fucking Duchess of Kent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:02, archived)
# then shurley you should be composed mostly of
Dunhill's, Pims and tweed...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:14, archived)
# *breaks off arm to reveal she is 100% Duchy Organic Oat Biscuit*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)
# *adds cheese*
mmmmmthishishvurryummy!

*crumbs*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)
# You'll never be a proper aunty unless you spit
on that tissue . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Didn't say how it got wet, did I?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:16, archived)
# *imagines*
C]:0D


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:20, archived)
# free golf?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:50, archived)
#
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)
# arf!!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:35, archived)
# You couldn't pay me to take it off your hands
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:50, archived)
# i'll give you a tenner boris
but i want complete supervision of the ladies beach volleyball uniforms
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:51, archived)
#
i'll give you a tenner boris
but i want complete supervision of the ladies beach volleyball uniforms under parts
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)
# I need more sleep
when I read that first time I read "you couldn't pay me to make it out of hats..."

*fuzzles*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:09, archived)
# THAT'S what the 2012 Olympics is missing
hats.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:12, archived)
# I need a new hat - my Trillby blew off my head over the weekend and it went upwards
instead of forward and it never came back

:''(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)
# I bet Boris uses that as his duvet cover now
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:51, archived)
# hahahahah! that's ace :D - i'll be very surprised if we have the cash for 2012.
sorry for the TJ but Bobs (and anyone else who's interested) the forensic gardening badge is ready:

img src="https://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/54563/1685580565/forensicgardening.gif"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:06, archived)
# can I have it?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# are you qualified?
if so, then yes. :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:09, archived)
# I know I am
Forensically qualified!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)
# then you may have a badge!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:13, archived)
# AWESOME!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:18, archived)
# I am almost overqualified
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:22, archived)
# you were always his favorite
despite your ineptitude...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)
# wipes off poo stained nose
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)
# What's a forensic gardener?



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)
# nothing,
wha' samadda wit' yoooo?

(google is your friend... in most instances other than this. In this case, Google is Steve's bitch)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)
# The matter with me is,I want to know what a forensic gardener is.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:12, archived)
# it's not the sort of knowledge someone can gain
you just have to have it from the outset.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:21, archived)
# I think BBB has just taken the topspot for real now :P
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:17, archived)
# May God have mercy on us all!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:20, archived)
# someone who practices forensic gardening, obviously :D
- in actual fact it was based a random comment I made, and I suppose indicates someone who knows a great deal about a completely pointless subject.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Ahh, I see.



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)
# What is it with forensic gardening?
Trellis was on here t'other day saying her google had been hijacked and she couldn't look up forensic gardening...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:16, archived)
# It's all about planting your spring bulbs in a cadaver
and watching them bloom.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:48, archived)