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# i always thought the most depressing thing in the world would be to be shit at suicide.
you're fed up, nothing's going your way, life's got it in for you and you can't even fucking kill yourself........YOU FAIL
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:58, archived)
# I wouldn't.
I'd just take it as proof of my invincibility.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# I rmember some farmer was quite fucked off with everything, so he decided it was time to party with mr shotgun
he succeeded in removing half of his face

I think he tried to jump off a bridge too

there was definately a bridge in the story

/discomeats fails at anecdote blog

true story tho

edit: he didn't die, I guess I didn't make that clear :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# ramblerambleramble......................
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)
# arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
arrr !! aar dfmb blmbblaaa blaa

*falls asleep*

zzzz

zzZZZ

ZZZzzz

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:11, archived)
# my thoughts too
unless of course you hallucinate a bit and come back convinced you're christ.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)