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# Pesky Little Comicses
13. New Guidlines.



de-ris

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:46, archived)
# HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAA....
I love these!

*lick*
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)
# lick indeed
randy bugger :P
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)
# We'll soon see who's dead or not
when I start licking them.
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)
# This would work,
as everybody knows that dead people taste of Marmite when they are licked.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Precisely...
leave me in the room with the supposed cadaver and if you return to my howling and licking the curtains you'll know they're dead.

Marmite is the devil's own shit.

Bleh!
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Marmite is ultimate win you freak!
I ran out on Saturday :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Old blood smells like marmite. Trufax.
Or at least, MY old blood does.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:58, archived)
# ..perhaps you are very yeasty...
...


(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Careful.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# the ammount of elipses shows my unsureness of whether to post it.
meh :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Why I outta.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)
# are you the source of all Marmite?
... perhaps the Australians should have a mythical quest to slay you... then Vegemite would win forevermore
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Sod off, Australians. Don't be killing me, now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)
# YEAH
*shakes fist in anger*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Well that is because Jewish people are actually
37.8% marmite.

However, it is South African marmite as that is the only one which is Kosher.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# setdefricin marmite must be tried, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# That is?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Yerwhat?
Say it out loud. Setdefricin.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Oh I see!
I was pronouncing the c as if it were an s sound, as in Ricin :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Ahhhhh. Well...don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:10, archived)
# fun het icks
:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Pfffhahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:49, archived)
# hehehe
great
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Pfft!
EDIT: Has anyone seen Discomeats today? I have some news for him....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:52, archived)
# haha nice.
although... I hate to say it, but if the NHS implement such a thing, it wouldn't guarantee death. I've seen people shot in the head but still survive. (a great epidsode of Cops (or something) showed them answering a call where someone had shot himself in the head as a suicide attempt, but only managed to blow his cheek and ear off.)

Might I suggest instead shooting, or hammering a wide stake where the back of the skull meets the neck, in what would be a fairly decent attempt at severing the brainstem. In the majority of cases, the person would die quite quickly, reducing the possibility that errors in diagnosis will occur.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)
# all this is detailed on the back of the piece of paper.
:p
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)
# phew!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:55, archived)
# MERKINLOLS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:55, archived)
# according to the bloke on the today programme this morning
it might still depend on how cold their body was...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:55, archived)
# that's where this came from
yay for being up early for work.. then never actually making it there. :).

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Arseface.
He shot himself in the head and didn't die.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:56, archived)
# he also made the call, confusingly
and could still speak, although it was a little laboured. luckily, there were subtitles. yay for mostly unnecessary subtitles.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Unnecessary subtitles you say?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-MQH-9NrJ4
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:59, archived)
# I like the live ones on telly.
They make me think 'I should be doing this, not these illiterate bastards'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:59, archived)
# haha
yes, they can be rather humourous at times.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:15, archived)
# unlike me
who is humourous all the time. And sexy. And talented. And optimistic.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:16, archived)
# yes, yes you are.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:29, archived)
# and what a rock career that followed
*may have invented that part of the comic.. not quite sure*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:58, archived)
# No, that happens.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:59, archived)
# i always thought the most depressing thing in the world would be to be shit at suicide.
you're fed up, nothing's going your way, life's got it in for you and you can't even fucking kill yourself........YOU FAIL
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:58, archived)
# I wouldn't.
I'd just take it as proof of my invincibility.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# I rmember some farmer was quite fucked off with everything, so he decided it was time to party with mr shotgun
he succeeded in removing half of his face

I think he tried to jump off a bridge too

there was definately a bridge in the story

/discomeats fails at anecdote blog

true story tho

edit: he didn't die, I guess I didn't make that clear :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# ramblerambleramble......................
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)
# arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
arrr !! aar dfmb blmbblaaa blaa

*falls asleep*

zzzz

zzZZZ

ZZZzzz

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:11, archived)
# my thoughts too
unless of course you hallucinate a bit and come back convinced you're christ.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)
# hahaha!!
excellent!
*prints and distributes around hospital*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:56, archived)
# hahahhahahahahha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:56, archived)