'I was proceeding in an easterly direction
when I was struck by a tree'
(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:32,
archived)
I'd been driving for twenty years without an accident
and then I fell asleep at the wheel.
(
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:33,
archived)