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# IF I HAD YOUR NUMBER I'D TOTALLY DRUNKENLY CALL YOU RIGHT NOW.
I'm a bad drunked phoner.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:38, archived)
# Sorry
My stalker quota has been filled for this week. You can have my number but if you called me now I'd have to. Oh no I wouldn't. My battery is deed.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:41, archived)
# so how are your hydraulics?
Recovering?
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:43, archived)
# wrong guy.
No woman can make me half a man by nagging me to death to get the snip.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:44, archived)
# Ooops sorry...
I knew a guy about ten years ago that had the bullets taken out of the gun...he was in considerable pain for several days.

Or as Jeff Foxworthy said, "The worst part is shaving...those brushes tickle. And I don't think I can ever go back to that barber shop."
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:50, archived)
# no worries.
The nickname of the neutered, henpecked cuckold you are looking for is Pedantichrist.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:52, archived)
# He decided
enough is enough on the kids front then?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)
# pfft.
he decided? I think his was the last input in that decision ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:17, archived)
# damnit
the s on my keyboard is a bit sticky.

plus with a name like Jim, she can't be too bothered to be called "he" from time to time
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:21, archived)
# I need to finish off CS :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:43, archived)
# what do you mean you need to finish me off?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:49, archived)
# Buy me a pint and I'm anyones.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:51, archived)