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(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:32, archived)
# You're like a good Toaster ;)
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:33, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:33, archived)
# Fuck off TOaster!
LET ME FUCKING ENJOY THE GOOD YOU!

Unless you do a me like you did a rhyme minister and such ;)
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:34, archived)
# I MIGHT EVEN DRAW YOU PROPERLY IF YOU SEND ME A BIG PICTURE.
AND BY PROPERLY I MEAN NOT IN PAINT.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:36, archived)
# I WILL FUCKING DO THAT!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:38, archived)
# GOOD LUCK GAZZING ME, YOU FUCK :)
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:38, archived)
# &css=n?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Or just
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:43, archived)
# FUCK OFF!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:46, archived)
# :3
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:50, archived)
# Seriously,
you lack any deft or humour.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:56, archived)
# DARN, FOILED AGAIN.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:27, archived)
# Using Gaz's Search feature
I have happened upon an unfortunate spammer.
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=41952
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:46, archived)
# THIS IS A MULTI-PART MESSAGE IN MIME FORMAT
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:48, archived)
# maybe that's why he hasn't posted a message
are smilies internet mime?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:49, archived)
# now thats a username that shows some class.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:48, archived)
# Hahahahah
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:49, archived)
# Quick lets all gaz them and wait for the replies
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:49, archived)
# That link needs more horses
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:47, archived)
# Everyone send Ttssaffttssttssaaffttsr a message.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:46, archived)
# 60k?
Is he some kind of fucking n00b?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:48, archived)
# I'M ONLY ONE.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:49, archived)
# hey may be an omgnoob
but he's proper sexy.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:49, archived)
# LOL IM ONLY 48K
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:50, archived)
# He's more of a fucking noob than I am
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Yeah but he isn't a cunt.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Please draw me a cat, microwave.
IDEALLY MASSIVE SO I CAN MAKE IT MY NEW PROFILE.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:33, archived)
#


Click for bigger (105KB)
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:34, archived)
# BIGGER NOW!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:35, archived)
# haha
:)
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:35, archived)
# BIGGER!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:36, archived)
# CRAIG, ARE YOU DRUNK?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:37, archived)
# YES.
I@M just trying to fit in
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:37, archived)
# IF I HAD YOUR NUMBER I'D TOTALLY DRUNKENLY CALL YOU RIGHT NOW.
I'm a bad drunked phoner.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:38, archived)
# Sorry
My stalker quota has been filled for this week. You can have my number but if you called me now I'd have to. Oh no I wouldn't. My battery is deed.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:41, archived)
# so how are your hydraulics?
Recovering?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:43, archived)
# wrong guy.
No woman can make me half a man by nagging me to death to get the snip.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:44, archived)
# Ooops sorry...
I knew a guy about ten years ago that had the bullets taken out of the gun...he was in considerable pain for several days.

Or as Jeff Foxworthy said, "The worst part is shaving...those brushes tickle. And I don't think I can ever go back to that barber shop."
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:50, archived)
# no worries.
The nickname of the neutered, henpecked cuckold you are looking for is Pedantichrist.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:52, archived)
# He decided
enough is enough on the kids front then?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)
# pfft.
he decided? I think his was the last input in that decision ;)
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:17, archived)
# damnit
the s on my keyboard is a bit sticky.

plus with a name like Jim, she can't be too bothered to be called "he" from time to time
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:21, archived)
# I need to finish off CS :(
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:43, archived)
# what do you mean you need to finish me off?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:49, archived)
# Buy me a pint and I'm anyones.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:51, archived)
# All Craigs are ginger :D
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:41, archived)
# who are you talking to.
I hate having all the cunts on ignore. It means i don't get to see their vile. mean spirited vitriol. Not that i miss it. I just lose track of the conversation.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:43, archived)
# The funny part is
that nobody really gives a shit. Except you. But you're above it, of course.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:45, archived)
# invisible conversation is invisible
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:49, archived)
# apart from, somewhat ironically, the gingers called craig
they are puse at best.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:44, archived)
# c
anal
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:38, archived)
# BEDTIME
g'night x
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:51, archived)
# goodnight.
tell your friends about the job.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:55, archived)
# here is a big picture
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:47, archived)
# You're right, you know
I do need a bigger monitor.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:49, archived)
# dear doctor dyslexia, I think you're an important part of b3ta, love moohalaa
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:50, archived)
# OVER 9000PX.
I LOVE YOU.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:52, archived)
# HERE IT IS
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:52, archived)
# I thought my laptop had a big moniter, until I saw this image
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:52, archived)
# great job microwave
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:35, archived)
# i cant beleive this is happening to me.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:38, archived)
# are you on an 18th floor balcony?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:40, archived)
# yeah and my fucking cake melted.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:47, archived)
# oh fuck not your fucking cake
quick use a defibrillator on it
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:04, archived)
# it won't work.
and i'll never have the recipe again.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:07, archived)
# WE PREFER THE TERM "PENISES".
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:41, archived)
# Great job Microwave.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:38, archived)