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# ARE YOU EATING ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, BOB?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:24, archived)
# Why do you keep calling everyone by their first names?
WHY?!
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:26, archived)
# BECAUSE IT'S REAL COOL.
IS YOUR NAME CINDY? I MUST KNOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:32, archived)
# no, I had a small QUANTITY of ORANGE JUICE
as in 1/8th of a pint remaining

so I DILUTED IT thus teaching the orange JUICE a valuable LESSON

I then DRANK IT and it will turn into wee at SOME POINT in the NEAR FUTURE.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:27, archived)
# HEAVILY DILUTED ORANGE DRINK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:31, archived)
# IT IS NOW GONE
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:33, archived)
# I HAVE CIDER. IT IS NEXT TO THE COOKING OIL. IT MIGHT BE COOKING OIL.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:34, archived)
# BURN IT, IF IT BURNS IT IS OIL
IF IT DOES NOT BURN, TRY AGAIN

FOR ALL THINGS BURN WITH SUFFICIENT EFFORT
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:36, archived)
# Cooking oil needs to be heated before it will burn
/chef who got singed eye-brows once too many blog
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:41, archived)
# BURNING ACTION WILL PROVIDE HEATMENT
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:41, archived)