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# top tips.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:12, archived)
# That's this weeks newsletter
tip sorted.

Right there.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:13, archived)
# secondary tip:
don't worry if you like to be clean shaven. cats also come in manx form.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:17, archived)
# NIght you fuckwits!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:42, archived)
# oh you are not going to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:51, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:14, archived)
# I WILL BUY OVER 9000 CATS NOW. THANKS FOR THE TIP.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:15, archived)
# all your time will now be saved.
remember different coloured cats for different shades of hair.

they are sticklers for colour recognition.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:16, archived)
# OVER 9000!
!! !! !!!! !
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:20, archived)
# ARE YOU EATING ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, BOB?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:24, archived)
# Why do you keep calling everyone by their first names?
WHY?!
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:26, archived)
# BECAUSE IT'S REAL COOL.
IS YOUR NAME CINDY? I MUST KNOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:32, archived)
# no, I had a small QUANTITY of ORANGE JUICE
as in 1/8th of a pint remaining

so I DILUTED IT thus teaching the orange JUICE a valuable LESSON

I then DRANK IT and it will turn into wee at SOME POINT in the NEAR FUTURE.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:27, archived)
# HEAVILY DILUTED ORANGE DRINK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:31, archived)
# IT IS NOW GONE
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:33, archived)
# I HAVE CIDER. IT IS NEXT TO THE COOKING OIL. IT MIGHT BE COOKING OIL.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:34, archived)
# BURN IT, IF IT BURNS IT IS OIL
IF IT DOES NOT BURN, TRY AGAIN

FOR ALL THINGS BURN WITH SUFFICIENT EFFORT
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:36, archived)
# Cooking oil needs to be heated before it will burn
/chef who got singed eye-brows once too many blog
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:41, archived)
# BURNING ACTION WILL PROVIDE HEATMENT
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:41, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:31, archived)
# god, I shouldn't laugh at 4chan things
but by christ.. oprah.. heh
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:36, archived)
# I laughed, and I dislike /b/. IT IS OKAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:37, archived)
# BUT I FEEL CHEEP AND DIRTY
LIKE I WOULD IF I WATCHED DAYTIME TV

BY TV I MEAN TELEVISION
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:38, archived)
# *makes note*
You've just saved me a lot of time, I suspect.
Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:16, archived)
#
b3ta.com/questions/toptips/post245751
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:16, archived)
# yeah
which soddens the toilet paper then you get poo on your middle finger stuck under the nail and your forced to spend a good solid 5 minutes licking it out while masturbating to a weak shame ridden climax.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:19, archived)
# HAHAHA, YES!
I THINK I SHALL GO TO BED NOW

(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:21, archived)
# 'NIGHT PIFF
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:21, archived)
# aww
nite nite

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:22, archived)
# night night.
you should have drawn yourself a bird.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:23, archived)
# But that would be a lie :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:24, archived)
# I've got one here ready
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:25, archived)
# Sweet Dreams
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:25, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA
YES
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:25, archived)
# haha.
quality.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:26, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:27, archived)
# hahahahah
ace. and goodnight to you
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:41, archived)
# Nite
Sheepy dreams
edit: also off, nite b3tar
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:30, archived)
# pure gold...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:20, archived)
# yet it never made the newsletter :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:21, archived)
# there
is no logic or justice, sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:25, archived)
# ooooohhhhh!
Can I mail that to the local newspaper's tips-n-tricks column?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:31, archived)
# yes as long as you credit me
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:35, archived)
# BUT I LIKE WASHING MY BALLS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:16, archived)
# silly gronk pan
now they can be doublely clean in half the time.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:20, archived)
# but I want it to take twice as long with the cat :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:24, archived)
# buy two cats
or grow more genitals.

the maths is all of the easy when your mind is put with into it.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:26, archived)
# The resulting hairballs would be unpleasant
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:18, archived)
# okay.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:19, archived)
# I yam watching Aliens...

we've just passed the notorious 'Bishop in a hole' shot...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:43, archived)
# OH HAI POPULAR ALIEN
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:44, archived)