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# Was I weird for reading 'I have asthma' when I didn't have asthma?
I just wanted to know what asthma was like, the book taught me nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:52, archived)
# you might hve been
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:54, archived)
# i ate grass once to find out what being a cow was like
so comparatively... no
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:56, archived)
# In preschool me and my friends used to play 'Dinosaurs'.
We ate leaves off of random trees and wandered around the playground on all fours.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:57, archived)
# yet if you do that now they call you mental
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 2:58, archived)
# Instead I just eat my salad with my fingers
and pretend in my head. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:00, archived)
# hehe
it's still mental if you pretend

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:00, archived)
# I know.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:04, archived)
# GODDAMN VEGETARIAN DINOSAURS
WHY DOES A TREE HAVE LESS OF A RIGHT TO LIFE THAN A DIPLODOCUS?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:02, archived)
# BECAUSE IT TASTES BETTER
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:04, archived)
# TREES TASTE LIKE DICK AND POO.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:06, archived)
# SHUT UP
MR VEGETARIAN.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:08, archived)
# I EAT TREES FOR THE POO CONTENT.
DICK CONTENT IT A BONUS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:09, archived)
# Maybe if you'd restricted your airways with it
it would have been more instructive.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:07, archived)
# I have a vague memory of my brother punching me in the chest when I asked him
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:25, archived)