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# I think it's the 'very ex' part that makes this story all the more interesting :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:35, archived)
# She's a cunt. C-U-N-T cunt.
But I can be vindictively female now and just go HAHAHAHAHAHA she got fat and I got thinner.

*puts her grown up hat on again* sorry for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:37, archived)
# crazy outbursts like that make life all the more fun :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:40, archived)
# She really did though
and one of my mates saw her down the pub at the weekend in tight leather trousers. Eewwwwwwwwwwwwww.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:41, archived)
# hahahahah, there isn't much funnier than someone fat trying to wear tight leather pants...
the way it actually creaks under the strain...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:43, archived)
# I've saved the best bit
TUCKED IN to tight stiletto boots.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:45, archived)
# arse like two badly parked volkswagon beetles
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:46, archived)
# I'm still a bit of a chub.
But I'm not being hypocritical when I say oh my goodness yes. Bin bag full of cottage cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:46, archived)
# oh, dear me - no
that's not good.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:46, archived)
# If you do that
you have to have shapely legs. And that's not her area. Massive rollerblind bosoms, yes. Shapely legs, no.

Sorry, I'm being a right bitch this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)
# oooooh, VERY SEXY!
*rubs thighs furiously*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:49, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:51, archived)
# I can't help reading 'ex' as 'fat'
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:37, archived)
# She is now, she wasn't then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:39, archived)
# you should have gone to specsavers
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:39, archived)
# metafori.. mettafour.. metafive.. figuratively speaking
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:41, archived)