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# I just bought some broccoli and now I'm scared of it.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:53, archived)
# don't take your eyes off it for one second
it'll be your last, it's true, I've got some broccoli sat here beside m.... what? where'd it? oh shit has anyone seen m*AaAARARARRARAGH!!!
HELP!!!! JESUS CHRIST!!!!!
IT'S IN MY EYES!!!!!
*coff! *spurt* *bleed* *dies*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:59, archived)
# I've just stabbed it through the stem just to be safe.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:02, archived)
# at least you got one last spurt in before you went.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:06, archived)