Yes but surely to defeat him all you would need to do is throw bacon and levened bread at him.
Preferably baked into the shape of a shuriken.
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Jeru War and Piss,
Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:59,
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he will submit to the power of
PORK
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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!,
Wed 22 Oct 2008, 17:10,
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