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# MAKE SURE YOU USE AN EXTRA THICK JOHNNY
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:54, archived)
# GLANSBLEEDING™ IS THE NEW BLACK.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:55, archived)
# I MUST GET A NEW CHEESE-GRATER FAST
AND THROW AWAY MY MEGAPACK OF EXTRA-SAFE
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:57, archived)
# the only thing
I ever shop-lifted was a cheesegrater. and that was an accident.

True story time.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:05, archived)
# But what about the Durex Ultra-Safe?
You can't fuck a cheese-grater without them, unless you're lookign for the new black.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:14, archived)
# Fuck I just dislocated my balls while I read that.
Must be some kind of gay magic.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:58, archived)