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# Why does the twatbadger with the guitar
hold it upside down?
Is it:
a) He think's he's Jimi Hendrix
or
b) He's a cheap-arse cunt?

answers on a postcard to the usual address.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Is it
because they've given him a lefty and he's right handed?

I'm not defending him cos he's a twat badger as you quite tightly said.

And at school no girl fancied me cos they all fancied Nuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnooooooooo!!! *scream*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:16, archived)
# In my bile-spitting fury to post the above
I omitted to put: "cheap-arse cunt who has mistakenly bought a leftie guitar when he's right handed."

That'll learn me, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)
# With advanced apologies for pedantry
The Washburn Nuno Bettencourt model has a "reverse headstock" images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=washburn+nuno+bettencourt as opposed to the standard Fender stratocaster images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=fender+stratocaster

Sorry - didn't have a postcard.

EDIT: I am not championing Nuno and everyone is entitled to their opinion of him but I will not have guitars insulted :D
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Last thing on my mind, sir
No disrespect to guitars at all.

That chap is a bit of a tool, though.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:24, archived)
# I was going to say that.
but could not be arsed for fear of being seen to moan about something else.
Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:25, archived)
# just a moment...
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(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)