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# Rub up against all soft furnishings
that tends to be how my mate removes his, and why my living room occasionally smells of Paco Rabanne SomethingOrOther.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)
# He's just marking his territory
be thankful he doesn't 'spray'


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)
# this is good advice
trying to wash it off seems to be making it angry
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Or go and have some sex.
That always seems to remove perfume/aftershave.

I'm going for a cigarette, because us cool people do things like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)
# I'll go and see if anyone's interested
but I don't fancy my chances...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)
# *SURPRISE REMOVES AFTERSHAVE IN AN INNAPROPRIATE MANNER*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)
# oh my goodness!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)