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It's because she's so damn fat!
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Thu 6 Mar 2003, 22:19,
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*hail a taxi and pay the driver 1000 kittens bonus if he managed to take her out as we pulled away in a squeal of tyresmoke...
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Thu 6 Mar 2003, 22:22,
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I can do the muppet dance. I'm ded good at it.
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