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# Hahahahahah
Brilliant!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 0:37, archived)
# LOL!
He has x's in his name! Just like us!

Let's be friends! A/S/L?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 0:38, archived)
# Um... 16 f VM?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 0:39, archived)
# Where is VM?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 0:40, archived)
# On second thought.. I probably should tell you..
:/
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 0:41, archived)
# Is it Vermont?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 0:42, archived)
# VM = Virtual Machine
She's not real, there are about twenty virtual b3tans hosted inside a large, dedicated b3tan. Benefits include increased energy efficiency and productivity, making optimum use of resources whilst reducing the physical size of your b3tacenter. Etc.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 0:42, archived)
# What?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 0:46, archived)
# 98/asexual/Winterland
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 0:41, archived)
# Oh hai popular second username
how are you today?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 0:38, archived)
# Pfft!
I just watched the first episode of the new season of Family Guy.

It was cracking :D

I ended up on a date with a born again Christian recently, sadly I only found out half way through dinner.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 0:41, archived)
# Oh for fuck sake...
cunting religion getting in the way of pussy once again!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I know, she was fucking hot too! Last time I take a woman to an expensive restaurant before finding out if she is a mental retard.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 0:47, archived)
# Cracking T-shirt spotted in a shop in Weston-super-Mare
"We all have imaginary friends, I just don't call mine Jesus"
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 0:51, archived)
# I really hope you climbed out
of the toilet window.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 0:54, archived)
# Sadly no.
She was a nice girl. Fuck knows why I still paid for the whole bill though!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:00, archived)
# Should you ever find yourself in this situation again, I offer you one word of advice:
Rohypnol.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:03, archived)
# Hahah!
Coffee meet monitor! :D
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 0:54, archived)
# Wait till you get to time travelling episode three...
Fantastic... Proper old school Family Guy funny!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 0:46, archived)
# Sweet!
My autre laptop says 2 minutes to go of the download.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 0:48, archived)
# Hurrah!
Hey, just noticed Princess Pain updated his/her status with the very English "Jesus..." following a full stop.

Someone tell him/her quickly an American would never do that, particularly a teenage one.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You didn't see this then :D

www.b3ta.com/board/8861611
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 0:56, archived)
# Ha ha... Oops...
He was pretty much busted from message one :)

www.b3ta.com/board/8854028
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:00, archived)