If you can't hear every queef and snowball in perfectly balanced stereo,
it's just not porn. It's artless filth.
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EastAnglianswine can see your willy,
Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:48,
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Stereo?
Dolby Digital 12.2 surely?
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Mr._Pickles,
Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:53,
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Not when you share a flat with wierd non-sexual people.
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EastAnglianswine can see your willy,
Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:56,
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That's what soundproofing is for!
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Mr._Pickles,
Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:57,
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At which point one must put down the glue gun and the eggboxes
and wonder if masturbating is really what you want to do with your life...
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EastAnglianswine can see your willy,
Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:59,
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Or growing a pair and doing it anyway.
Loud as possible. Really stick it up 'em.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:59,
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