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# Dear Mr. Jobs, I think iTunes would be awesomer if...
(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)
# RIS?
I am not gay and therefore don't use apple products
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# hah
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# hahaha
they are a 'queer' breed, aren't they..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)
# This makes sense, I use Apple products half the time
and am bisexual.
(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# YOU FUCKING GREEDY CUNT.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Waste not, want not!
(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# I am a lesbian
and I do!

Proves us Gayers know best
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# To be honest with you,
I haven't found a program that is as nice to navigate as iTunes yet.

However, it does rape my computers memory! Not to an extent that it breaks it mind, but it is noticable that it is on!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# I've found a great program that is organised, easy to use, uses barely any memory and doesn't even require a download.
It's called folders.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)
# hey you know something amazing I found in folders
I can like.. click on an mp3 file

and like IT ACTUALLY STARTS PLAYING

it's fucking amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Pfft!
But I like shuffling my moozaks sometimes :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)
# You can put random play on in almost every media player program known to man.
I'm fairly sure even XMPlayer has a music library function, and that's playing music made out bits of robot's brains!
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:49, archived)
# and make complex playlists with one click
and rate all my tunes
and not have them open in WMP
and collect all my favourite podcasts
or just play tunes that begin with F
or were recorded in 1997
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)
# what the hell is wrong with WMP, may i ask?
(I helped save b3ta! deathsquirrel Oh dear., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)
# It's not as well marketed as iTunes
which makes everyone assume it's not as good.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:06, archived)
# because it doesn't work with the i-pod they just bought?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Also because the audio output quality is lower than that of
iTunes, which in turn is lower than that of Winamp.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)
# I remember installing quicktime once
and I didn't have a choice about downloading itunes

apparently finding this stupid was "wrong" and "I didn't have to install it"

bah

cult of jobs
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Aye, I think that is the main problem n'est pas?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)
# I just found the user interface on quicktime inconsistent with windows to the point where it just pissed me off
I can still play quicktime too

and yes, I know apple is the shit for video editing but like.. meh

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# I won't have the shite on my PC.
All you need is quicktime alternative ( not apple )
www.codecguide.com/about_qt.htm
and media player classic ( not microsoft ) which is inside Real alternative
www.codecguide.com/about_real.htm

and you can dump every other single piece of bloated audio and video software from your system.

edit as for video editing? Fuck apple.

Ulead video studio can be found for free now that Corel have bout them out and brought a new version to the table which is brilliant.
www.corel.com/servlet/Satellite/us/en/Product/1175714228541#versionTabview=tab0&tabview=tab0

but the best of all for professional editing and post processing is Pinnacle Studio.
www.pinnaclesys.com/PublicSite/uk/Home/
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:05, archived)
# yes, I don't have quicktime on my computer
I can still play quicktime files

and I don't do editing, but know people who do it on occasion for money

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)
# have to agree with this though
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Media Monkey is supposed to be good.
Not my cup of tea, but neither is iTunes.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)
# There's nowt
wrong with Winamp.
I used to use MusicMatch Jukebox until yahoo bought it and commercialised it to fuck. No idea what it's doing now.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# ... you could put the songs onto any other device as well as an IPod?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Well yes, that too.
Also if there were any videos in existence which I could actually put onto my video iPod.
(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Actually it depends
If you want to focus on the male vox then you want to concentrate on the 1k region.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# It's a bit subtle like.
keep looking
(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Is it the porn thing?
What is your point? You dont have headphones?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Yeah but if there are EQ balances for things as specific as 'latin'
there ought to be one for porn.
(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Well no.
Because latin music traditionally uses certain instruments, which play at certain registers.

As is on your picture, there is a spoken word, which serves the timbre of the human voice.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:50, archived)
# There was more than a 10 band EQ?
Or that they discriminated against children that can hear up to 20mHz?

EDIT: Oh god. I've just realised I'm the complete B3ta audio nazi!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# 10 band EQ
is as much use as tits on fish. You may as well just have a tone button.

I've got an old but rather lovely 24 band Technics in my stack.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# HAHAHA yeah!
give me a duel 32 band anyday (with a decent compressor [soft knee preferably]).
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)
# is porn the joke?
/tired Friday afternoon attitude problem blog
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# You are the winner.
EQ presets for porn.
(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)
# lolarious
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Are you really that bothered about the sound?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# You clearly aren't a true connoisseur.
(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Actually I've collected pornography for a few years now.
Still, I've never been that much of a picky bint regarding the sound.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)
# as long as it's in sync
otherwise it just gets confusing
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# could be more confusing
could be n*sync.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)
# :o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:03, archived)
# I think it's worth it to hear the crisp clear sound of shit being regurgitated into another woman's mouth.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)
# If you can't hear every queef and snowball in perfectly balanced stereo,
it's just not porn. It's artless filth.
(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Stereo?
Dolby Digital 12.2 surely?
(Mr._Pickles, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Not when you share a flat with wierd non-sexual people.
(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# That's what soundproofing is for!
(Mr._Pickles, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)
# At which point one must put down the glue gun and the eggboxes
and wonder if masturbating is really what you want to do with your life...
(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Or growing a pair and doing it anyway.
Loud as possible. Really stick it up 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# I'm eating a curry you bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:05, archived)
# I'm normally more concerned with the fast moving colours and strangely waxed bodies.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Use WMPlayer's little double-speed button for utmost hilarity.
(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)
# screenshots were available online for b3tans to be confused by.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# i get it
it has presets for Electronic and Dance, but they're the same fucking thing
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# NUH-UH.
What's Jean-Michel Jarre then? HUH?
(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Belgian?
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Long-'aired bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)
# cockjockey
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:49, archived)
# hahaha
amazing!

those should come as standard!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# you are the only one who understood that
geek
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)